Episodes

Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
Zach Dirksen (Fool's Gold Variety Hour) joins us to talk about 2023's overlooked Jason Statham movie Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre. It's a weird movie that nobody noticed, but it's super fun, even if you want it to just generally be better. We also talk about Daredevil and Blank Check more than you might expect. Or exactly as much as you'd expect, given how things usually go around here.

Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Episode 182 - Vin Diesel's Instagram
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
This week, we're dealing with Vin Diesel's absolutely bonkers social media post about how Fast X Part 2 will heal Los Angeles, and then the Jason Statham Film Festival takes a look at F9: The Fast Saga. This episode is largely about being disappointed in Vin Diesel.

Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Episode 181 - Melons and Trailers
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
This week, despite crippling anxiety in re: the state of the world, EJ wants to talk about a fun cozy video game. And then, live commentary on the trailers for Superman, A Working Man, and Daredevil: Born Again. (Spoiler: They all rock.) Finally, the Franchise Report gets to the underappreciated The Marvels and the Jason Statham Film Festival looks at Wrath of Man, a surprise favorite reteaming Statham with Guy Ritchie. We're having fun!

Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Episode 180 - A Look Back and A Look Ahead
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
In the first episode of 2025, we rank the 25 best TV shows of 2024 and the 25 things we're looking foward to in 2025. That's a total of 50 items which, honestly, seems excessive.

Monday Dec 23, 2024
Episode 179 - Murder at Christmas Manor
Monday Dec 23, 2024
Monday Dec 23, 2024
Happy Holidays! In keeping with tradition, we have an original Christmas story that EJ sent to his friends a couple of years ago and hasn't looked at since. Will he enjoy jokes he made in the past? Will he be disappointed in the ending? And most important, can anybody solve The Murder at Christmas Manor?

Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Episode 178 - The Best TV Shows of 2024 with Hayley Leier
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
Tuesday Dec 17, 2024
It's our favorite annual tradition, as ADHD-DVD's Hayley Leier stops by to talk about the best TV of the year. And since TV spent most of the year getting back on track after last year's strikes, it was kind of a weird year without a clear consensus favorite. But we still had plenty of winners to talk about as we dig into Fargo, The Bear, Girls5Eva, Somebody Somewhere, Interior Chinatown, and so much more. For the second week in a row, there's an attempt to figure out how famous Eiza Gonzalez is, plenty of tangents, and some real talk with North America's most trusted culture critic.
CONTENT WARNING: We recorded this before the allegations against English Teacher creator Brian Jordan Alvarez were made public. Additionally, we do discuss Baby Reindeer, which means there is some non-graphic, non-specific, and respectful discussion of sexual assault. If you would like to skip either of these sections, the time codes are:
English Teacher - 7:00 - 16:30
Baby Reindeer 1:07:35 - 1:19:30

Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
Episode 177 - The Jason Statham Film Festival: Hobbs & Shaw with Tom Oord
Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
Tom Oord (Fool's Gold Variety Hour, my actual cousin) joins the Jason Statham Film Festival to discuss Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw. It's a blast, both the movie and the conversation. We try to work out how we feel about the Rock these days, revel in some big stupid stunts, try to figure out if Eiza Gonzalez was already famous when she appeared in this movie, and also we talk about the Penguin. We had a lot of fun and I think you'll enjoy it!74

Monday Dec 02, 2024
Episode 176 - The Tom Waits Birthday Bash - The Song Draft
Monday Dec 02, 2024
Monday Dec 02, 2024
NOTE: Due to technical issues (read: the producer not recording the microphone that we were talking into), the sound quality is a little shaky this episode. But Sam Kenny cleaned it up as much as he could and we still think you'll enjoy it.
For Tom Waits' 75th Birthday, EJ is joined by friends and Tom Fans Becky, Becke, and Brad to draft their favorite Tom Waits songs. It is a very fun discussion celebrating one of the all-time greats. Friendship!

Monday Nov 25, 2024
Episode 175 - Cranksgiving 2024 - The Crank Drinking Game
Monday Nov 25, 2024
Monday Nov 25, 2024
It's Cranksgiving! You know, the holiday when people watch both Crank movies. For our fourth annual Cranksgiving episode, it's the Cranksgiving Drinking Game. We'll talk about the rules in the episode, but EJ gets very drunk and more personal than you might expect. Also, Crank rules. Honestly, this is a messy episode. Maybe it's funny, but at the very least we take the stance that all other movies can eat a butt.

Wednesday Nov 13, 2024
Episode 174 - Election Talk with a Beaver Chaser
Wednesday Nov 13, 2024
Wednesday Nov 13, 2024
EJ is dealing with a lot of stuff after the election. He's maybe not smart or informed enough to just talk politics at length, but he needs this. But after a lot of rambling, he has a couple of delightful movies to discuss. We're all doing our best over here.